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Malaysia Veterinary Forum  (Archive) ...Forum for Veterinary Professionals, Pet Owners, Farmers, Animal Lovers, and Everyone...   You are now visiting the archive of Malaysia Veterinary Forum. Please visit the original home page of the forum by clicking HERE... Cooking Vs Driving Click here to go to the original topic          Malaysia Veterinary Forum Forum Index -> Fun Stuff View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Mes_WeisTeRn Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 47 Location: Johore Bahru Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Cooking Vs Driving   A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving . Back to top            Malaysia Veterinary Forum Forum Index -> Fun Stuff Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB 2.0.20 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group