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ghost06
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 80
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: i wish we wouldn't lose our idealism..... |
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Idealism
A psychotropic agent that works on character and personality.
Adds to charisma.
At best, has sparked great civilisations and countries, has the ability to change lives.
Enforces the belief that the world CAN be a better place, that one person CAN make a difference.
Indications
Used to treat chronic cyniscm, disiillusionment and bitterness.
Prophylactic use for general well-being, increased tolerance to others and sweeter tempers.
Increases positive outlook on life.
Formulation
Inhalable.
Injectable. Recommended to give half required dose as a bolus, titrate remaining to effect.
Use with rose-coloured glasses for best effect.
Dosages
Veterinary undergraduates: 2-3 units/kg, inhaled/ subcut, IM, IV. SID
Veterinary Fresh Graduates: 5-10 units/kg, inhaled / subcut, IM, IV. SID
Veterinarians: 1-2 units/kg, inhaled/subcut,IM, IV. BID (before and after work)
Contraindication
Not to be used in overzealous individuals.
Overdose may cause extreme foolishness and stubborness. Will predispose individual to great disappointment and lead to uncurable disiillusionment.
Use with care.
Drug Interactions
Use with Determination and Hard Work will bring about Realisation of Dreams.
Works well with Ambition but be careful of losing scruples.
A healthy, balancing dose of Realism is required to prevent overdose.
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Dr Dunker
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 464
Location: Puchong,Selangor
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I think your dosages is wrong though...Vets after 3-5 years may require up to 10 times the dose u stated and should be given in a slow iv infusion within 24 hours....for life!!! I dont think overdosing is likely with those 3 years and above. |
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ghost06
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks Dr Dunker for your reply.
Hope you enjoyed it...
...;) |
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kenny8282
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 70
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| good try man |
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ghost06
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you kenny. Hope you gain something from it. Try, you know.... |
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